This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Thank you, Crazy Frog Racer 2, and **** anyone who gives this game anything under a 10. The entire dynamic between Crazy Frog and the other racers inspired my late-life political career, and inspired me to fist John Kasich's sweaty **** on live television. I had spent many moons mourning after a large sewer ape stole my Ps2, my copy of Crazy Frog Racer, and my entire family of rats. Something about a cartoon frog shrieking in agony as his little scrote is painfully sanded off from the asphalt as he hits the ground after the large jump taught me more about pain than anything ever did. Crazy Frog Racer 2, also known as the video game adaptation of the Torah, inspired me to rise up against those who dared to usurp my position as the Sewerborn. When I was spawned at the tender age of 6, this game was the only thing to keep me company in the dark catacombs of the Ohio sewer system.
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